ESPN ZONE

the ESPN zone

Last saturday night - i get this call out of the blue...
It's donnie parker. this guy from my fraternity...
the minute i heard his voice i was like - oh no-- fucking donnie's in town and wants to thrash...
donnies an ass kicker - just loves to get drunk in bars - start fights
drink beers and laugh all the time...
a total bro...
i'am like - donnie-bro - what are ya doing in town?
hes like - i wanna come over - drink some beers - watch plasma screen...
I'am like all right - get over here...allright click.
donnie comes over and starts smoking
says he wants to go out - says hell pay - says i'am a big stud and he always gets laid when i'am around...
he says -- your the handsome one -- chicks go for you man --
we tagged teamed the campus nympho together this one halloween
it was awesome...
Iam trying to bang this chick Donnies running around the room with a massive boner...
we had this beer bong - hanging from the ceiling -- it held three beers...
it was out of control...so donnie gets this idea that he wants to try getting a beer bong -- up his ass...
Iam like ddude ! i got the nympho -- iam tryin ta...
no he's trying to get this hose up his butt...
it was quite a sight seeing the star line backer on all fours saying --

"fuck can you guys help me ? -- "cmon...!"
ok - so
we get the hose up his ass - three beers in the beeer - bong man and then
he fuckin passes out -- I was like -
"let er ripp..."
"let her fly..."
we just walked out - left him there...

ok now that Iam in my 30s -- I'am a little more mature...
anyway -- ok donnie calls - we go out - he gets drunk
we get into a fight and thats how i got this black eye...

I woke up with donnie laying on top of me -- stinky beer breath
i'am like:: "get the fuck offa me -- "
no -- hes like a big teddy bear...I love that guy -- so much...

last night in the bar this guy from staten island starts calling me alittle faggot...
totally like coming onto me -- then i see donnie behind him and we have this sign like -- a thumbs up means -- get this clown offa me --
and the guy is about to pull back and smack me so i see donnie and i give the thumbs up --
like ya better do something...
so i give the thumbs up to donnie -- and right then-- sure enough the guido -- throws a right hook into my face...
donnie swings the guy around and pummels the guy -- twice in the stomache and once in the face...
he was a good looking dude too - made him look like a lil bitch in front of his bros...then we booked...
i passed out with a Ny strip steak over me eye...
and then i guess donnie passed out over me...

we woke up and donnies like -- "dude lets go to ESPN zone and watch the game... get some chips - some beers - burgers..."

ok -- ive got a fuckin headache--
my face is out to here...
hes like --
"you look hot man -- chicks will dig it -- you like like a lil ass-kicker with that shiner...its sexy -- cmon - ESPN -- zone! dancing around....
then hes like -- look i got some vicadin -- ill give you half - it will cut the pain and youll be fine..."
he throws me some sweat pants - and a t- shirt hes trying to put them on me -- cmon -- Sean...pleease!

and then we get to Times square...ESPN zone...
we get a great table on the top floor...
in the Vip lounge cuz donnie knows the owner - the doorman - the bartender or somebody...
I'am sitting there drinking a bloody mary and then i just fell a sleep...

I wake up and this waitress is massaging me -- rubbing my shoulders and donnies sitting across from me saying --

"yeah last night we were putting together this really big deal for like a billion dollar account of ours..."

"yeah" he says - "my friend heres the brains of the outfit...so we gotta take care of him..."
shes like -- "yeah -- your friend sure has a nice body -- "
iam sitting there - half drunk and hung over on vicadin getting a rub down
watching the game --
she starts rubbing my belly and lifting my shirt up --
going lower...then i sit up --
donnie's all -- wink wink -- like Iam setting you up bro...
then i gotta piss...
I'am all -- warm and half hard...and i stumble to the bathroom...

in the ESPN zone they have plasma screens in the bathrooms -- and a big one right above the latrine where you piss...
theres this wall of tile -- and a big screen Tv showing the game so you dont miss anything...
i'am watching the game...taking a piss, pretty buzzed
and
my sweat pants half way down my butt - just standing there trying to hold myself up against the wall...
and the water hits the tile and kinda sprinkles my balls...
and then
i dont know what happened but i jus sported wood right there at the ESPN zone...in the guys head...
iam like -- "oh fuck..I got a boner..."
like kinda mumbled it -- and this guy next to me looks over -- and hes like --
"dude what are you doing??"
"iam like i dunno i didnt mean to..."
he's like - "fuck thats awesome! i wish mine was that big..."
he calls his buddee over and says - "check out the rod on this guy -- "
this guy comes over and looks over my shoulder...
and he goes - "totally impressive bro -- are you straight or what ?"
and i'am like "yeah...yeah iam fucking straight ok I'am here with my bro..."
and hes like -- "finally - fuck yeah -- one for our team..."
"atta-boy"
then were standing there -- the guys are talking about my johnson...
saying how lucky i'am to have such a nice one --
were watching the game --
and then the jets score...
guys are slapping me on the back -- high fiving me --

I'am standing there arms in the air...
my cocks sticking out -- Man.....
this guys like "dude - i hope u got a girlfriend at home -- a boyfriend - a dog--\ a vaccum cleaner -- something - man..."

guys are coming over saying to each other: " look at this guy's johnson man -- !!
"hes such a little dude too for such a big cock..."

Iam pressing on it -- trying to make it go down...
its emabarrasing...
then donnie walks in...and sees whats going on...
hes like -- "what THE FK?? are you doing?"
he reaches into his pocket and goes: "fuck, here take another vicadin...man."
and then his eyes widen -- and he says:
"oh fuck - fuck fuck fuck NO --dude i think i gave you a viagra.....
by mistake...
then he starts laughing...

then the jets score and win the game --
all these guys were -- going wild over the game --
checking out my wood...
iam trying to hide...

my johnson's throbbing...
blood to my head...hung over
black eye --
I'am seeing blue everywhere...

"you gave me a fucking VIAGRA?"
then i just stood there...and pushed him back --
hes like "I'am sorry - iam sorry - iam sorry iam sorry --!"
my head hurts - my balls ache --
then donnie like - tries moves his hands like --toward my dick like thats gonna make it go down or something and iam like - "dont touch it --!"

"you gotta get me out of here..."

he says - "ok"
he lifts me up over his shoulder - my butts hanging out -- my boners pressed up against his shoulder...and he just carries me through the bar --
people were screaming -- going like
"FUCK YEAH!"
"THAT GUY GOT A BONER OVER THE JETS WINNING....!"
high fiving me on the way out --

donnnie throws me in a cab...
jumps in behind me...
ESPN Zone --Man...
it was awesome!


>>> i dunno i used to be such a phobe -- about guys man --
but after seeing the jets win - in the bathroom of the ESPN zone - on viagra...
jumping around -- high fiving...i'am like
"yeah -- these are my bros...man...ok?"
these are my bros...

SeanB